I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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