She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
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