we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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