you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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