I wanna passion pit in your ass
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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