what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
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some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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