One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
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She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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