you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He better not be in your backpack
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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