I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
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my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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