I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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