Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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