Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
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Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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