Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I believe in your delicious
Success! We fucked roommates!
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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