***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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