I can't watch pbs sober anymore
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
My ATM looks so different sober.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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