why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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