Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
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I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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