Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
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Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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