We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
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Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
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He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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