I wish I could teleport
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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