I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
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You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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