You can't special order awesome
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
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Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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