the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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