I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
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I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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