I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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