Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
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Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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