Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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