I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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