Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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