oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
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you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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