Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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