I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
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woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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