Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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