we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
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My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
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Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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