do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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