"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
That's when you crack a 10am beer
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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