someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
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I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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