hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
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Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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