So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
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It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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