In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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