Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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