Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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