Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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