im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
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So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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