I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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