I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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