I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
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Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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