i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
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