Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Come share oat with me in your robe
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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