And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
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I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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