and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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