I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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