Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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