I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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